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"Oh, madam Nina!" Castor said, standing up. "How are you on this fine day?"
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nina squeezes between karoliena and castor. she kisses him on the cheek." fine,love,fine. so glad to finally meet you.
karoliena says quietly "better double bag it,castor."
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"You, too, my dear." He smiles at her when she kisses him on the cheek.
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"castor,that is such a sexy name. is it real or stage?" nina asks as she puts on some lipstick to replace what was left on castor's cheek.
karoliena fumes for a second,but smiles soon after. "i'll see you kids later. dont do anything i wouldnt do."
nina yells,"so no bum sex? got it." at her. |
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Castor laughed. "No, its definitely my real name. To be honest, I've always hated it. What about Nina? Is that a stage name or...?" He chuckled. "Aw, no bum sex? Damn." He winked.
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nina plays with a bit of his hair," lucky lad.it fits you so well. nina is real,the surname is not. at one time the harlots had a name theme. there was nina SANGRIA,chloe PASTIS,and jen antonic. we were all named after drinks,get it? jenny found jesus and quit.a bloody shame,as her name was the coolest of the group. she laughs at buttsex, "play your cards right mr drake..." and winks. |
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"Well, I've always been a Sangria fan," Castor said coyly. He smiled at her.
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nina giggles," it just so happens i like castor....oil,love? that was far sexier in my head." she holds her car keys," lets catch up with these jokers later." |
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"Sounds great to me, my dear," Castor said back, opening the door of the van for her.
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Sam groans and his eyes open; he feel debris underneath him and realizes it is the remains of his broken acoustic guitar. Neil and Jeff are asleep in a drunken imbrace, and Rob and Tony are both passed out on the floor. There are plenty of dicks drawn on all of them. Strewn across the van are also gobs of dried gravy and french fries. It appeared they found poutine sometime in the night...or wee hours of the morning.
Sam: Gah...guys...where are we?
Neil: *groans* boxy...don't leave me.. |
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nina shakes her head."oh no,love. we're taking my car."
erich: cana-pals! you're up!.....wow,who drew dicks all over you? |
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Sam: ...I don't know. We have a gig 8 in ottawa, can you give us a ride?
Jeff: As further incentive, Ottawa Bud is quite...what do the kids call good pot nowadays...dank?
Tony and Rob rouse themselves and immediately begin picking french fries off their bodies and eating them. |
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erich:i'm appalled you would think you'd have to ask for a ride.a true southern gentleman like myself would never leave someone in need. *erich chomps on some peyote * lets crank the molly hatchet and roll!
karoliena: two "final sacrifice" references in one day? it's going to be a good night! |
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Jeff: Let's not re-enact last night...I can barely remember anything.
Rob: You didn't even play last night. You don't know the half of it.
Sam: Regardless, last night was a clusterfuck. A cool one, but i think we might want to actually play some songs tonight. Come to think of it, we need an opening act. Erich, Karoliena, you interested? As payment, you'll be eating poutine on our dollar for the rest of the tour. |
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erich:*laughs* i probably should have warned you not to do it right before a gig.
karoliena:i dunno.it was pretty funny...*looks at erich* like you handled it any better?! do you remember anything after going on stage?
erich:.....i was on stage? i mean,hell yeah i do. i played a killer cover of "jailhouse rock". panties were thrown and i was a happy man.
karoliena:oh no. you rambled on about nothing,i think you scared castor. then you shot a garbage can.
erich:the fucker probably was getting mouthy.anyways,sammy my boy. i'd be a piece of shit if i expected you to pay for anything. come with your rich uncle erich and hear all proper. hear angel trumpets and devil trombones.
karoliena:if we can get castor out of nina,we'd love to be your opening act. as is ,we need a drummer.
erich: how you guys feel about hank 3? |
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Neil: Hank 3?
Sam: I'm sure we can use poutine to lure Castor away from Nina's cave of horrors. I'm sure you'll get the crowd ready to riot by the time its our turn to go on stage.
Tony: Why are there gravy stains on my guitar?
Rob: When it comes to poutine, you go hard or not at all. |
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ooc:that last line is worth this entire forum's text in gold!
karoliena:poutine is good,i love it. but have you seen nina at work? look,*brings up a video on her phone* she did porn movies,unless we get castor high,no food is going to draw him away from nina. we very well may have lost him forever.
erich:at least until erica is off that show.she can keep nina on a pretty tight leash..literally. you guys dont know hank 3?! ok, hank williams sr? fucking bad ass. hank williams jr? not so bad ass. hank 3? the bad assery returns. i was thinking of doing one or two of his songs along with some war bride tunes.
karoliena:ugh,i hate hank 3.i think if it werent for his name,he wouldnt be considered all that great. |
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Neil: That sounds like....a lot of hanks.
Jeff: Neil will play the drums for you guys. *he looks at the video of nina provided* ...how much for a trip through the terror cave? It's been too long.
Tony: Yeah, when am I gonna get laid? When I joined the band you said there were babes!
Sam: I meant the pig...we watched Pig in the City every night of the Carnival of Sounds.
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erich:yup and aside from the one in the middle,they are all american treasures.well,the first hank is at least. can neil play rockabilly?...hell,it dont matter.i cant play rockabilly either.
karoliena:nina isnt a prostitute! oh my god,i cant believe you asked that. |
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Jeff: I wasn't insinuating she was a prostitute...but if she had some business acumen, she might reconsider my offer.
Neil: *tapping his fingers in rhythm on the back of a seat* I can play good!
Jeff: Well, neil. You can play well.
Tony: At least when he's sober.
Sam: *opens a vanilla coke* where would I be without you guys? only true friends will drive through quebec in a van covered in poutine to get you to a show. |
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