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Offline snap_itshannah  
#1061 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:09:26(UTC)
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Nichole kisses Sam. "I wouldn't mind having a shower either," She says back. "With you," She adds quietly.
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#1062 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:09:56(UTC)
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karoliena smiles." it does.ooh,i believe i need to tie my shoe!" she bends over to play with her already tied shoe.she giggles.


erich hears sam's concern ,"uh,there is a shower on the bus.it's tiny. but you can fit two people in it....or so i hear. just be considerate.nobody wants to step in...that" he says meaningfully.
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#1063 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:12:36(UTC)
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Castor kisses the top of Nina's head and then gently moves her off of his lap. "I'm afraid it's time for me to hit the bunk," He said with a small yawn. "All that being sexy really took it out of me."
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#1064 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:13:54(UTC)
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Sam grins and opens the bathroom door, exposing a tiny shower. "Well, we'll be like two peas in a pod....two very horny peas."

Rob looks down at the scrap of paper. "Did some hot german chick just give me her number?" Jeff facepalms hard. "I can't believe she went for the guy who doesn't even care about getting laid! Just my fuckin' luck!"
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#1065 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:15:57(UTC)
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nina looks disappointed."oh..ok.goodnight castor,i love you." after he leaves she utters" looks like i'm boxing the kitty tonight."


erich grins at rob,"you sly bastard you! you are my hero. you put the mack down,without even trying."
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#1066 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:19:33(UTC)
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Nichole giggles, wrapping her arms around Sam. "God, I love you..." She whispers, kissing his neck softly. "You know... I think you're too sweaty. Maybe we should take a shower in there. Right now. Right this minute."
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#1067 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:20:56(UTC)
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Sam unbuckles his belt and has his pants halfway off by the time he gets into the cramped bathroom. "My body is ready....do what you must."

Rob looks extremely pleased with himself. "Well fuck. I caught a break."
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#1068 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:30:55(UTC)
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erica waggles her eyebrow to rob. "if i learned anything from the internet.it's german girls love crazy sex."

karoliena thinks for a moment."japanese girls do too."

erica pouts."hey,that's just a stereotype!"
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#1069 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:34:03(UTC)
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Rob nods. "Wow...things are really going my way, aren't they?" Jeff scowls at him from behind.
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#1070 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:35:32(UTC)
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Nichole turns on the water and jumps up, wrapping his legs around his waist. "Take me, you wild animal," She says with a giggle, her short dress still on. She moves her underwear over to the side, and I'm sure we can all imagine what happens next.
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#1071 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:36:02(UTC)
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erich laughs "yeah,you should play the lottery or something rob."
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#1072 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:38:13(UTC)
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OOC: I'm going to bed, loves. I'M GOING TO VOTE TOMORROW YAY, I didn't vote last year and it made me so sad, BUT GOD DAMN IT I AM NINETEEN AND I AM GOING TO VOTE, but I have to be rested to remember which of the people are Democrats... Also, I keep getting calls from my step-mom, which I can only assume means that my dad drank bleach... SO... Night!
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#1073 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:39:21(UTC)
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Jeff hears Sam and Nichole in the shower and tries to hide the look of shame and disgust on his face. Rob sits down next to him and claps him on the back. "Cheer up, Jeff. One day, you'll find a woman....just not a hot german one, because I took her."
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#1074 Posted : 06 November 2012 15:46:48(UTC)
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ooc: night night. vote for me too. this is the first year i'm note voting, miss hess has my car,and my voting place is literally across the street from my old home.sooo...no democracy for me.

erich drops some acid and starts driving the correct way to medicine hat. "medicine hat or bust boyos! it's manifest destiny that we reach those hallowed shores!"


erica giggles at the shower sounds."try stealing chloe from tony,jeff." erica suggests,as she loves causing trouble.


nina walks over and sits next to erica and karoliena. "i cant believe castor left me high and dry,loves....literally."

karoliena kisses erica and clearly feels her up. "damn shame,nina."

erica adds. "yup. monogamy looks super fun now,huh?"
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#1075 Posted : 06 November 2012 23:14:48(UTC)
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erich captains the rv southwest towards his beloved medicine hat.due to the numerous chemicals in his blood,the road and landscape has taken on a hellish distortion. it's safe to say,he probably shouldnt be driving.but fuck it, actively hallucinating is still safer than talking on a fucking cell phone and driving.he drives with hands clenched at 10 and 2,and his face inches from the windshield. his body feels as if he is turning,yet the road is clearly heading downhill. he shakes his head to try and sync his inner ear and his eyes,but no luck. the panic starts as he can envision driving off the road and into some forest.killing all 20? 34? people on board, Sasquatches will then defile their bodies one by one.sasquatches are notorious necrophiliacs. thus why they are are so fucking hairy,cursed from beyond the grave and all that.

then,it happens. one of the worst and most unshakable feelings a drug user can experience....the feeling of tiny bugs crawling under your skin. to erich,it's never really felt like bugs,but a near super awareness of what every cell in your body is doing. he tries to ignore the unsettling exterior and interior hum of his body."must....focus...on...driving....cant..kill everyone and...get...us all....fucked by yetis." circles about his brain in an abe lincoln voice. horns blow as erich crosses 4 lanes and jerks the rv back on course. "we'regonnadie.we'regonnadie.we'regonnadie.we'regonnadie" erich mumbles as he concentrates on keeping the rv on the road.
the abrupt jostling of the rv wakes karoliena. she's ridden with erich enough to know when he shouldnt be driving.she puts her shorts and tank top on and walks out to save them all from death. she is sure to talk loudly when approaching erich,to startle him would only make it worse. especially since ada has his Rommel fear in full swing. karoliena never has asked erich what is up with his irrational fear? of erwin rommel. she just chalked it up to everyone needing a nemesis.snoopy had the red baron,superman had spiderman,waffles have pancakes. erich hess has ghostly erwin rommel. karoliena's own nemesis has yet to be found,but she knows it will be a good one.

erich hears karoliena and is greatly relieved to see her.he knows why she is here,and pulls the rv over to the side of the road so she can take over.erich kisses her and tells her he loves her and is grateful for her coming out to save them from yeti defilement. but what comes out is "grady and lamont killed fred by poisoning his ripple.i was there,i saw it. i couldnt come forward until now,lamont paid me off with that bad ass truck fred sanford used to drive."

karoliena tells erich to get some sleep and she starts the rv on it's way again.she hopes for a replay of yesterday with erica.truthfully,at first she found the entire relationship between her,erich and erica to be very odd.she understood the reasoning behind it,(erica hates male/female intercourse.)but never liked that erica was forbidden to her. now....karoliena smiles thinking about erica. now..things seem right...in a completely depraved sort of way. to those outside the relationship,it looks to be purely about sex,but this is not the case.it is entirely possible to love more than one person at a time. karoliena lights a blunt and puts the radio on.



ooc:pointless,but i am waiting for my mother in law to get back from voting.she's my ride to work.
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#1076 Posted : 06 November 2012 23:36:33(UTC)
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Castor wakes up next to sleeping Nina. He smiles and kisses the side of her head softly. "Good morning," He says to the rest of the van as he gets out of bed and joins the rest of the world.
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#1077 Posted : 06 November 2012 23:47:23(UTC)
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nina wakes when castor kisses her.she looks up and smiles. "good morning,you lovely man."

erica waves to castor from the tiny table area. "care for some breakfast jerky and orange juice?"
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#1078 Posted : 06 November 2012 23:52:58(UTC)
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Castor chuckles. "We're the epitome of rock stars..." He says, seeing their meal and eating some of the jerky.
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#1079 Posted : 06 November 2012 23:59:55(UTC)
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erica giggles."at least we arent having liquor for our breakfast beverage."


nina joins erica and castor.she kisses castor's cheek. "morning,erica."

erica makes a face."ewww., you're all...pokey. put a damn bra on!"

nina sicks out her tongue.


erica takes a bite of her jerky and shakes her head. "thanks,now my breakfast has nipple texture." she throws down her jerky.
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#1080 Posted : 07 November 2012 00:14:02(UTC)
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Castor kisses Nina and laughs. "Thank you for a compliment," He says to her breasts and then continues eating.
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