Erica giggles and starts humming "the stripper." While holding natys waist and gyrating. "Yay free lesbian show!" She laughs. Seeing Natalya's eyes moisten,Erica takes a deep breath. " I am sorry nats. I will try to flirt with no one. I don't like seeing you upset... Even though your eyes turn the most wonderful blue right before you cry." Erica kisses her softly.

Erica laughs when Natalya covers her mouth. " I'll hold your hair if you get sick, I am that good of a friend." She laughs,then nearly falls down when Gemma is accused of stuffing." Not many would have a chance in that war. Maybe suzie,but yours are way nicer. Hers looks kinda cheap. Bo Bo brand boobs!" Erica laughs. She always has fun with her naty. "No mistress Erica until you get that baby out. For th next few months its is gentle cuddling" at the car Erica opens Natalya's door for her.

Erica smiles widely when Natalya says she made her life perfect. She squeezes Natalya's hands tightly and nods. " you have no idea how happy you have made me. I couldn't even begin to tell you."

"Coca pebbles or fruity pebbles?" Erica giggles. " hers look very....hard. Yours...." Erica says softly while running a finger down the center of Natalya's shirt , "look as soft as they feel.maybe since you saved and appreciated them more,they rewarded you with nicer ones?" Erica laughs. " nope. No mistress Erica. We can have mistress Natalya." Erica says with a wink. "If you think you can hold me down."

Erica reaches over and holds Natalya's hand as they drive. Using her other hand to shift gears when needed. " you'll be fine,Natalya. I will be right there and won't let anything happen to you. You can do this!" Erica grins at her wife.

"i love it so much when you use my name." erica whispers right before natalya's lips touch hers.

erica cackles most unsexily. "i love those boxes! they just say "rice cereal" in black letters.man,suzie would kill us both if she knew we were implying she had budget anything,much less her pride and joys." erica starts feeling bad about the attention she pays to natalya's chest,especially after learning about part of the reason she got them. "i do love them,naty.but please dont think that is the only reason i love you,or was even attracted to you in the first place." erica moves natalya's and makes her smack her butt a little. "i would LOVE mistress natalya.i bet your commanding voice is even sexier than you normal one."

"nats,i will even hold your hand while the doctor is...um..examining you. it will be like an awkward threesome." erica laughs. "you'll have to tell me where i am going,i have no idea where the office is."

"ive eaten more than my share of that cereal....and the ramen too. oh god,i hope it is what it says it is and not rat droppings held together with used condom squeezings." erica makes a face,and turns slightly green. "oh suzie can be pleasant.i wouldnt say nice,but i do kind of like her.be nice." erica syas,lightly patting natalya's thigh. "even though i shouldnt. she was terribly mean to nichole and said you were basically a cheaper version of her. what does she know? she wishes she was you." erica says with a smile. "ooh,i like that. tie me to a chair and.." erica swerves while driving. "later,later!" she says to herself with a giggle.

erica follows natalyas directions until they arrive. "oh,even your phone is cute." she squeals.

erica giggles madly at natalya's "ew" and her expression. "no,natycakes. i'll cheap out and go store brand on certain items,but i will NEVER buy those generic products again. before the harlots made it big,we may have eaten that.but,god as my witness,i will never eat generic again!" she says the last part in an exaggerated southern accent. " suzie swears EVERYONE is a copy of her.well,all the blondes at least. she even said pixie was a copy of her. yeah,if suzie is so fucking hot,why is she always single?" erica lets out an eep! when her thigh is touched."naty! im driving. you'll kill us both!" her giggling nullifies any seriousness this statement may have. "i'll tell you anything!...if you go slightly higher!" she laughs,as she is very ticklish on her thighs.


"aw,you are too sweet,natycakes!" erica says,running around to greet her on the other side of the car.she takes natalyas hand and walks with her,much like she would a fragile old lady.

"i grew up less than punk rock." erica admits. "my father and mariko's father ran a nissan dealer in osaka. but after i became a musican?...well,lets just say living off horrible food is a punk rock rite of passage." erica sighs,wishing her father could have met natalya.she was very much a daddy's girl. "suzie is pretty,there is no denying that. but the way she thinks the sun shines out of her kitty is a bit off putting.she is no natalya,that is for sure! or even a pixie." erica inhales sharply as natalya's hand moves towards the erica zone." oh natycakes." she whispers,slowing the car to a crawl.she then puts her hand on natalya's.


erica locks arms with natalya and opens the door to the office. nervous herself,she doesnt even lock her car doors. "she will probably just say you are coming along nicely and give you some big ass vitamin pills that no woman in history has every swallowed." erica says,trying to sound brave. "oh...they will probably ask about the father." she says quietly.

erica shakes her head."nope.i was not born giving people the finger and with a safety pin through my nose. i think this is why we get along so well.we've been at the high points and low points of life." she giggles at the thought of naty stripping. "i bet you had all those saps eating from the palms of your hand.leading them around like little puppies."she smiles at natalya.erica has always loved the idea of strippers.promising men what never will be,just to part them from their cash. "my parents were wonderful.they would have just adored you.but..."she sighs. " i have your father now,and he is just as wonderful!" erica squeezes her knees together,locking natalya's arm between them . "you are the worst girl!" she says with a smile.

erica hugs natalya and looks up to be level with her eyes. "she has to examine you,naty.i think to make sure...things are in their right place. i am not sure as to why. but they always do it." she holds naty's hand tight."everything will be fine. this doctor probably sees a zillion kitties a day,granted,none as nice as yours,but still." she giggles. "if asked about sam...we will just tell her the truth....it was a one night stand at an acts of hate concert." she laughs. "no,we'll just say you were artificially...you know..fertilized." she makes a face,as it sounds terribly unsexy

erica grins. "i've seen your work.i do not blame them for dropping all that money just to see you. wouldnt it be funny if we've met before? i did frequent many places like that in england." erica leans over to kiss her. "i love those promises and i love you." erica squeals slightly,thinking of how happy she is with natalya. erica looks at her wife and gives a little shiver before releasing her hand. "that is exactly why! i trapped you for crimes against naughtiness! you get a suspended sentence though,it could cause us to crash!" she giggles.

erica gently touches natalya's stomach."we'll have to put your kitty on display for near nine months for the baby. by the ninth month,i doubt you will even care." she laughs,trying to make light of things. personally,she agrees with natalya. it is weird and she would totally hate a stranger rummaging around in there. " lets do that! it worked for mary and she was way less cute than you." she kisses natalya's lips softly. " but i doubt anyone will believe either of us are virgins!"

"and you get hitomi kobayashi,and not just erica hess. hitomi is waay cuter and not as tough as erica." she giggles. around natalya erica doesnt have to seem hard and near crazed.she squeezes her hand tightly with her legs. "i didnt say you could remove it." she laughs.

erica looks around the office,very aware they are the only girl girl couple there.but she doesnt let it bother her too much,most probably think she and natalya are just friends. she holds natalya's hand protectively."you will do fine,sweetie. it is just a prenatal exam,you can officially freak out if you have to have a c section."

erica sits beside natalya in the waiting room and crosses her legs. she had no problem with people seeing them as "that lesbian couple" ,but her biggest fear was being labeled "the butch one". she smiles at the other expectant mothers in the room and holds natalya's hand with both of hers."if i could,i'd be laying on the bed next to while you give birth." erica giggles. "i am a minor celebrity,i wonder if i have that kind of star power? i doubt it,i cant even get us free drinks." she gives natalyas cheek a quick kiss. "fuck em. dont let them get to you." she whispers in her ear.