OSCAR WARD & EILIDH GREENE EXPECTING SECOND CHILD


Yes, you read the title correctly. Possibly the cutest couple in showbiz right now; Oscar Ward and Eilidh Greene - or as we like to call them, 'Ozlidh', are expecting their second child. The news came as a pleasant surprise to all 'Weekenders' who happened to be on Twitter last night at the time of the announcement as it seemed the couple were so wrapped up in work, a second child seemed like a far-fetched idea. Whilst travelling up and down the country, locked away in a recording studio, posing for tonnes of photo shoots and looking after his seven month old daughter, Oscar still managed to find some time to bounce the bed springs with the aid of his redheaded fiancee and voila - another Weekend baby is on the way. Ward took to Twitter to announce the news himself. Eilidh however hasn't spoken about the pregnancy herself. Mind you, she is probably still working out how to switch a computer on.



Let's just hope that this conception wasn't captured on tape and will be used as the follow-up to the highly explicit sex tape the couple featured in titled, 'The Perfect Weekend'. Yes, Eilidh has some very nice breasts and yes, Oscar has a very nice penis.....a very nice one.......but that doesn't mean we want it in our face all the time. I can't help but think that their first tape resulted in the conception of their first child, Roo Ward, which freakishly resembles the word 'reward'. That poor child is already going to spend every moment of her life in the spotlight, you could've at least kept her conception behind closed doors.

Elsewhere in Weekend baby world, Dustyn and Blake Blue-Williams have recently welcomed twin boys, Kayden and Koa, into the world after their surrogate mother went into labour 2 weeks prior to the initial due date. Riley Hamilton and Michelle Green are expecting their first child in October. The couple revealed that the gender of their baby is male and they have already chosen a name - Orson. Billy Khan may be facing a custody battle over Daniel with soon to be ex-wife, Andrea Khan after she literally ended their marriage on Twitter and fled home with the infant. Scott Wellington and Jennifer Armstrong are officially engaged but show no sign of having kids just yet. Insiders say that Jennifer is waiting until marriage before she parts those legs. That means Scott hasn't had any in at least seven months......wow.

Before you start screaming, fangirling and planning Oscar and Eilidh's future, the curly haired heartthrob has revealed that two kids is enough. Following his tweet revealing Eilidh's pregnancy he posted another one stating that he doesn't plan on having any more little bundles of joy. We know that Ozlidh like to get close and personal so we know that 'no sex' is off the table. Does that mean that Mr Ward will be going for the snip?



So there you have it, another baby for the cute couple. What do you think of the news? Are you happy for the loved up couple or could you not care less about yet another celebrity baby? Culture Uncut certainly can't wait to find out what they name the baby. After all, they called their first child a shortened down version of 'kangaroo'.

What is greattriumph.com?
The now almost iconic rock band Reported Failure has always been reclusive and mysterious. Their lyrics always require deep analysis. They rarely do interviews. Their decisions are seen only through the eyes of the media that reports them and never through their own public comments. Today the smoke surrounding the mirrors that is the relationship between Reported Failure and the public got thicker. Earlier today website greattriumph.com was put online. The url flashed across the screen of several Reported Failure music videos on youtube and vevo. Immediately hits to the website spiked. News spread quickly. The story was picked up by many online music sites such as Alternative Press, AbsolutePunk, POZ, Fuse, and Ultimate Guitar. Many fans and critics took to twitter asking what the website was about. We reached Reported Failure's publicist who said that the website was "a mystery"

The website itself is very blank. It only contains the two following images:



With only a few months since their last album, and days since the release of their last single Reported Failure are most likely not gearing up for the release of more new music already. We haven't even been able to confirm that the website was made by Reported Failure or a fan who managed to get the link put into Reported Failure videos. Speculation has arisen that Reported Failure is gearing up for the release of a live album to be titled "Great Triumph". The artwork posted along with the picture of the band (which has never been seen before and is likely very recent) is certainly intriguing. For now however we are left in speculation as always as to its true meaning and the true meaning of the website.