stephaniewazhere wrote:The Bible Is Your guide to life.
PS. I know that pisses you off.
That didn't answer my question, well done. You should totally join your high school debate team. And learn, y'know, how to debate.
Oooh, ooh, oooh, are we doing bible quotes now? Sweet, I love this.
Genesis 4:14 "Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me."
To give it some context, that's Caine being driven out after murdering his brother Abel. Because prefered animal sacrifice more than vegetable sacrifice. HAH! So yeah, Caine is cast out and so he goes "every one that findeth me shall slay me." I thought Adam, Eve & Caine were the only fuckers alive at this point, according to the bible?
Really, I could just point out every third thing written in Genesis. I mean God created plants before the sun, so he created them before they could photosynthesise?
Ooooh, how about Genesis 22:14 "And Abraham called the name of that place Jehovahjireh: as it is said to this day, In the mount of the LORD it shall be seen." Followed by the next book, Exodus 6:3 "And I appeared unto Abraham, unto Isaac, and unto Jacob, by the name of God Almighty, but by my name JEHOVAH was I not known to them." LOL?
Get my point? OK, I'll clarify in as clear words as I can. For every wise and sensible word in the bible, another 10 are a list of names that remind of The Silmarillion, but the payoff is alot less exciting, while another 3 are contradictory and another 2 are just vile and hateful.
I mean one of my favourite bible stories is that of Sodom & Gomorrah, which I'm sure I don't need to recite. I guess, totally ignoring the fact that God hates bummers, I can't decide what I love more: that Lot offered his daughters to the crowd to be gangraped, that God turned Lot's wife into a pillar of stone for LOOKING AT HER FUCKING HOME TOWN AND EVERYONE IN IT BURNING DOWN, or well, the piece-de-resistance, Lot's daughters getting their daddy pissed, and then getting impregnanted by him.
Gays are bad kids, but incest, God is down with that shit!
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