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Offline Raphaela  
#581 Posted : 02 April 2009 07:29:58(UTC)
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Fat Chance: Fuck. I thought he'd be born next month. I must run to the hospital.
Favorite Son: *still laughing* I can go with you.
Fat Chance: I don't want any stoned guy that neglected the own child to go with me. Damn, I'll miss his birth. Well, I have to go, see you guys another day. *runs out of the door*

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Offline bikz  
#582 Posted : 02 April 2009 07:41:47(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
OOC: Massive births on april fool's day FTW! :P

OOC : A little over the top, but I couldn't resist. :P

Raphaela wrote:
Fat Chance: Fuck. I thought he'd be born next month. I must catch a plane to the USA

OOC : New Dirty Bastard is in the USA.

Kate : Lot of births on my birthday - if it's a girl, she should totally call it Kathryn Alexandra.
Alex : I wasn't born on April Fool's. My birthday was LAST month, Kate.
Kate : Yeh, but you're engaged to me, so our names should be together.
Alex : *shocked* I'm engaged to you? WHAT!?
Kate : Will you marry me when I'm 16?
Alex : Yes.
Kate : Now you are! *puts a ring on Alex's finger, engraved "This Is Not An April Fool" inside*
Alex : WOW! Secrets found out, a birthday, two births, an engagement .... what next?
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Offline Raphaela  
#583 Posted : 02 April 2009 07:47:39(UTC)
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bikz wrote:

OOC : New Dirty Bastard is in the USA.


OOC: I thought it was still in London.

*Greg returns*

Greg: Favorite Son, I'm just here to tell you that Suzi doesn't want to see your face ever again and that she's leaving the baby with you.
Favorite Son: Baby? What baby?
Greg: Your baby. I'll tell you again when you're sober. Where's Fat Chance, by the way?
Eduardo: His fiance is giving birth to his child right now.
Greg: Wow...
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Offline The Nimrods  
#584 Posted : 02 April 2009 07:59:05(UTC)
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Jimmy: Can Davey,Kit, and I come?
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Raphaela  
#585 Posted : 02 April 2009 08:04:31(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy: Can Davey,Kit, and I come?


Greg: Go where?
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Offline The Nimrods  
#586 Posted : 02 April 2009 08:14:13(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy: Can Davey,Kit, and I come?


Greg: Go where?


Jimmy: To the hospital
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline bikz  
#587 Posted : 02 April 2009 08:38:15(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Raphaela wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy: Can Davey,Kit, and I come?


Greg: Go where?


Jimmy: To the hospital

Mason : I can take you. Kitena's my half-sister, and I know a lot about girls giving birth.
Fern : He's watched me give birth to six babies ....
Mason : .... and had to spend some time in hospital myself, the amount of times she attacked me for creating them.
Fern : I better go home and check they're asleep. See you tomorrow or the day after.
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Offline bikz  
#588 Posted : 02 April 2009 09:59:00(UTC)
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Raven : *carrying a handbag labelled "Kamikaze Kate"* Alex - I found this in the bogs. Look inside.
Alex : *looks inside the bag* KATE!!! *mutters* Fucking Birdies ....
Raven : All I can say is - one whopper of a day.
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There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
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Offline Nenga  
#589 Posted : 02 April 2009 10:13:28(UTC)
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Man
*pops in, looks around, drops a baby and leaves* >_> <_<
Recovery 1

Sully Fiction - Vocals

Keith Cho - Lead Guitar/Vocals

Angus Sullivan - Drums & Percussions/Vocals

Tony Hanson - Rhythm Guitar/Vocals

Russel Simmons - Bass/Vocals



You say Kesha, I say Testament

You say LL Cool J, I say AC/DC

You say justien beiber, I say Avenged Sevenfold

You say Kanyes west, I say Megadeth
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Offline The Nimrods  
#590 Posted : 02 April 2009 10:18:19(UTC)
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Jimmy: I wish I had a child
Davey:It's like a fashion statement now
Jimmy
:*starts drinking whiskey from the bottle*
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Nenga  
#591 Posted : 02 April 2009 10:20:07(UTC)
Nenga
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Man
*drops a ethopian baby on jimmy* >_> <_<
Recovery 1

Sully Fiction - Vocals

Keith Cho - Lead Guitar/Vocals

Angus Sullivan - Drums & Percussions/Vocals

Tony Hanson - Rhythm Guitar/Vocals

Russel Simmons - Bass/Vocals



You say Kesha, I say Testament

You say LL Cool J, I say AC/DC

You say justien beiber, I say Avenged Sevenfold

You say Kanyes west, I say Megadeth
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Offline The Nimrods  
#592 Posted : 02 April 2009 10:23:23(UTC)
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Nenga wrote:
*drops a ethopian baby on jimmy* >_> <_<


Jimmy: What the fuck is wrong with you psycho! *smashes a bottle on the guys head*
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Nenga  
#593 Posted : 02 April 2009 10:28:48(UTC)
Nenga
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Man
scary man: *In a little girls voice* I thought you wanted a baby... *In a angry german voice* SO TAKE THE DAMN BABY!!!
Recovery 1

Sully Fiction - Vocals

Keith Cho - Lead Guitar/Vocals

Angus Sullivan - Drums & Percussions/Vocals

Tony Hanson - Rhythm Guitar/Vocals

Russel Simmons - Bass/Vocals



You say Kesha, I say Testament

You say LL Cool J, I say AC/DC

You say justien beiber, I say Avenged Sevenfold

You say Kanyes west, I say Megadeth
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Offline bikz  
#594 Posted : 02 April 2009 10:32:20(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Jimmy: I wish I had a child

Raven : Not long to go for you - just two months away, I hear? I just read Hot fucking Topic, they apologised for the mistake, Bik's miscarriage was at college.
(OOC : Partly for you, and partly because I do want baby Bikki.)

Edited by user 02 April 2009 10:33:45(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

UserPostedImage
There is only one Rockstar Game - and it's your home! <-- still true (:
joshy, neon bras and full frontal neck nuzzling | blacked out by sean smith's neck | startled by joshy's furry presence
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Offline The Nimrods  
#595 Posted : 02 April 2009 11:02:01(UTC)
The Nimrods
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Nenga wrote:
scary man: *In a little girls voice* I thought you wanted a baby... *In a angry german voice* SO TAKE THE DAMN BABY!!!


OOC:Thanks bikki can I name it lol

Jimmy: Creep!
Davey:I've got this *kicks scary man in the crotch*
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Nenga  
#596 Posted : 02 April 2009 11:05:58(UTC)
Nenga
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Man
Scary man: *in middle eastern voice* all i wanted... was to give you my baby... *screams* WHY WONT YOU TAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!?!?!?
Recovery 1

Sully Fiction - Vocals

Keith Cho - Lead Guitar/Vocals

Angus Sullivan - Drums & Percussions/Vocals

Tony Hanson - Rhythm Guitar/Vocals

Russel Simmons - Bass/Vocals



You say Kesha, I say Testament

You say LL Cool J, I say AC/DC

You say justien beiber, I say Avenged Sevenfold

You say Kanyes west, I say Megadeth
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Offline The Nimrods  
#597 Posted : 02 April 2009 11:10:44(UTC)
The Nimrods
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Nenga wrote:
Scary man: *in middle eastern voice* all i wanted... was to give you my baby... *screams* WHY WONT YOU TAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!?!?!?


Jimmy: I don't want it leave me the fuck alone I already got my transsexual fiance pregnant!
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Nenga  
#598 Posted : 02 April 2009 11:15:38(UTC)
Nenga
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Man
Scary man: damn and i thought i was fucked up
Recovery 1

Sully Fiction - Vocals

Keith Cho - Lead Guitar/Vocals

Angus Sullivan - Drums & Percussions/Vocals

Tony Hanson - Rhythm Guitar/Vocals

Russel Simmons - Bass/Vocals



You say Kesha, I say Testament

You say LL Cool J, I say AC/DC

You say justien beiber, I say Avenged Sevenfold

You say Kanyes west, I say Megadeth
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Offline The Nimrods  
#599 Posted : 02 April 2009 11:19:49(UTC)
The Nimrods
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Nenga wrote:
Scary man: damn and i thought i was fucked up


Jimmy: You better fuckin' believe it, I'm a Polish/Jewish/Finnish Multi-Millionaire with 2 awards, 2 bands, and a lot of drugs a booze.You don't fuck with Jimmy Him
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Raphaela  
#600 Posted : 02 April 2009 11:24:45(UTC)
Raphaela
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Eduardo: *gets baby on arms* What's wrong with you? This is just an innocent baby!
Leslie: I'll adopt him.
Eduardo: No, you won't. This baby doesn't need a drunk ex-prostitute mother, and deserves a father also.
Leslie: This baby is SO cute.
Eduardo: You're still not keeping it. Will any of you stay with the baby or I'll have to call the social service?
Favorite Son: *laughs like an idiot again* Another baby?!
Eduardo: *knocks Favorite Son out*
Greg: Why did you do that?
Eduardo: I can't stand him when he's drunk.

Edited by user 02 April 2009 11:35:43(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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