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"thats what my mom said! screw that,nobody tells teresa what to do." she giggles and starts running. once she has a sizable lead,she yells over her shoulder. "race ya!" |
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"No fair! No fair!" he cries, springing to catch up with her. Just as he's about to reach her his foot hits an uneven patch of pavement and he collapses, yelling. "No fair.." he says, lying on the sidewalk. |
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teresa is at a moral crossroads. does she win the race,or help her boyfriend?...or win the race first,then help. a smile spreads across her face and she hoofs it to the dennys,then runs back to derrick. "i beat you....are you ok?" she pants,out of breath. |
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"Yeah," he says, standing up dizzily. "Nothing chicken fried steak can't fix." |
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teresa holds her chest. "is that true? i might want to rub a chicken fried steak here. now i know what sports bras are for." |
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"I can't believe you beat me.." he says, laughing a bit as he limps through the door. "I have to be more alert now. A race could erupt any time now," he says, eyeing her suspiciously. |
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she narrows her eyes back at him. "yes....yes it could derrick-san." teresa tells the greeter a table for two and waits to be seated. "i think i'm faster now. without all that...." she whispers quietly,but loudly enough to offend two senior citizens. "virginity holding me down." |
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"Obviously," he says, laughing in delight as the elderly couple stand up and walk away, giving them the evil eye. |
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"i think i want the chicken friend steak now..and god help them if they dont have corn." she says this very seriously. |
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They are seated and Derrick picks up the menu. "Chicken fried steak and corn it is," he says. The waiter comes over to take their order. "Two chicken fried steaks with corn. And a jug of iced tea," he says, and he waves the waiter away. "So.." he asks. "This sounds cheesy, but how was last night?" |
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teresa fiddles with her silverware. "it was....fun. it didnt hurt really. mostly it was very...awkward." she says blushing. "and um...i did. in case you were wondering."she adds with a giggle. |
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"I just wanted to know if you, you know, enjoyed it as much as I did," he says, laughing a bit. "Good to hear," he says. "I'm glad you had fun." |
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she looks to the side and smiles."i enjoyed it immensely.i think my glasses fog up just thinking about it!" she laughs and leans back on the seat. "well...since we are comparing notes,seeing as i was a rookie...how'd i do?" |
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"You did wonderfully," he says. "I mean...all the other time's I've ever slept with somebody...I don't think I ever loved them as much as I love you.." he says, and the waiter comes back with their food in one hand and a jug of iced tea in the other. "Mmm.." Derrick says, eyeing his chicken fried steak. |
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she smiles and reaches across the table for his hand. " i love you too,derrick. i'm so glad i was so utterly busy all my life to never have a boyfriend...until i met you.it may sound creepy,but no matter what happens between us,we'll always have that." |
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"I'm glad that I was your first boyfriend. And hopefully the only one you need," he says. "Now let's eat." |
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she squeezes his hand once more. "just one,thats my plan." she says with a smirk. she looks at her plate and puts pepper on her potatoes. "whats your least favorite vegetable?" she says looking over at other people's plates. |
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"Cauliflower," he says, digging into his chicken fried steak. "It reminds me of scared broccoli. I'm not the biggest fan of broccoli either." |
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teresa giggles."broccoli is ok with cheese...more cheese than broccoli.you know,just hold the broccoli and give me the cheese. cauliflower is an evil all its own.and it smells like poot." she makes a poot sound. |
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He starts laughing, almost choking on his steak. "That's actually pretty accurate," he says. "I never was one for peas, either," he says, forking some corn into his mouth. |
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