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Honor's Blog (Celebrity Big Brother Edition)Song Streaming: P!nk - U + Ur Hand Happy Near Year, blah blah blah, it's a new you, blah blah blah, nobody's really reading this first line anyway.
The most important part of a new year is not a 'new' you, and it's not even that much about new music. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE NEW TELEVISION, YES. New chances to see people on reality television, new music videos, all that stuff. The only solitude I have right now is knowing I'll get to enjoy another season of 'Celebrity Big Brother'. Now I know what you're saying, "Honor, how could you love something so trashy as that show?" Well, it's a damn good show. Remember the first season? Orgies GALORE. I'm a woman who appreciates sex, especially on television, and I mean all the drama and love triangles, how could you not love it? This year will mark a new season of CBB and honestly I cannot wait, but there's a few questions circulating the web about it such as; Who will be on there? This is where I come in. I'm going to give you guys a very detailed account of my predictions for the season and who I think the producers should kdinap and put in there. Since there's no repeats this season, I'm pretty stumped on who could be in there, since practically anyone who has a mental disorder or you wouldn't let your child within 5 inches of them.
First wave (These are the MUST see for me)
Adam Black - Just for the simple fact that I want someone to just rearrange his face for fun. Honestly, I haven't found someone so annoying and retarded since I listened to 'ArtPop'. I was just convinced NOBODY on this planet was dumber than that record but I have to eat my own words on this. Not only does he have a thing for picking on my wonderful best friend Dustyn Blue, but the guy is borderline creepy. That house would set him so straight, he wouldn't even be into underage boys anymore, yes damn it I went there.
Mariko Kobayashi - Honestly, why doesn't she have her own Podcast at least? She's one of the few people in the industry that brings a smile to my beautiful face. She'd be the equivalent to when Erica or Erich Hess were in the house, never a dull moment. I get the sense she's like a dog in heat though, so there may be tons of humping. I imagine she'd either be all up in someone's grill or she'd be the one running around naked like she's on an acid trip. Now you tell me you wouldn't want to see that.
Kai Rollins - Aka, music's red headed step-child. You hate him but you love him at the same time. He's just so entertaining that it makes you want to deactivate your own Twitter, BUT YOU CAN'T. Him on social media is pretty rough already but on tv? Sign me up. What would he bring? Controversy, probably weed, let's not forget he and Mariko are pretty close chums so they would ultimately be the cool kids. He'd probably get a bottle thrown at him, maybe he'd blow up the damn house, who knows? That's the point, you don't know WHAT he's capable of when put in front of a camera. That's the beauty of reality tv right?
Allison Cooper - Why this crazy bitch doesn't have an interview uploaded on the internet at least is beyond me. THIS IS WHAT OUR TAX DOLLARS SHOULD BE PAYING FOR. She's full on cray cray, like Vanity in her glory days. I don't know her story, nobody does but that's what would make her so entertaining. She'd be unpredictable but you halfway expect her to bring some voodoo dolls and have a tea party with her imaginary friends, Thing 1 and Thing 2 (Sometimes called Chocolate Thundaaa). She even looks creepy and granted not that many people might want to go up to her, you know it would be something to see.
Tisha Jackson - Dude, who didn't see her get her ass beat on Star Factory? Who wouldn't want to see that AGAIN? Now I'm not her biggest fan or her biggest hater but I do like to see people put in situations after they talk a lot of shit and even though she claims to be the princess of Pop, she's the princess of Shit. She starts it, sometimes can't finish it, she is literally one of the most annoying celebrities this industry has ever seen but she knows how to entertain and she knows how to draw in a crowd. Besides, throw in some alcohol with someone who went to rehab for it and you're guaranteed a nice time. She probably won't do this though since she's on a high horse but honestly, if I were her, I'd be doing anything to salvage my dying career. I'm serious, it's on life support right now. Sure her album sold tons but what was that?
Second wave (Not so important but would be fun to see them crumble)
Layla Sanchez - I like Layla, she's as cute as a button but with the combination of her randomness and energizer bunny type attitude, do you think a place like CBB would be any fun without her? Just think on it. All the past seasons, there's always a dry spell. People get lazy and every 5 minutes they whine about being bored. But if you add the right people together, there won't be a dull moment in the house! She CAN be a little out there but nobody wants to watch a boring ass show right? I thinks he'd be a safe bet.
Austin Nimmo - Aw, he could be in there with his girlfriend but no, separate them. Nobody wants to see the couples all couply, we want drama! I don't know him more than I know the guy that lives down the street but he looks like an easy target and I doubt he would put up much a fight. I'd LOVE to see him put in a real situation, something that's away from his buddies so he can't rely on them or in this fairy tale he seems to be living in. After the night he had with Kato, I'd say the guy knows how to get down in dirty. We just wanna see it on national television.
Glamazon - Quite frankly, I'm not sure why she hasn't been on there already. I'd imagine she would probably end up mass murdering everyone anyway but I mean at least we could watch. She's always been, well, her own person and as we've always seen, that usually gets tested on the show. Let's think about it, she loves axes, she hates men and she probably hasn't had sex since Stephanie Fierce released a full length album. I'm just saying, could make for a good season.
Gia Rose-Hilton - Okay I know she's a mother now but honestly, remember when she wasn't? I'd pay to see her kick someone's ass on that show, like full force mobster wives type shit. Obviously, she's not going to but could you imagine? Especially if she were with all the smart mouthed, ass hole characters in there? I can hear her husband screaming out in agony now. She's cute, she's smart, I'm sure if she were on the season with Queen Alexis and Suzie? OH MY GOD DON'T EVEN START.
What I want to see from this new season is some originality and creativity. I think I speak for everyone when I say something amazing needs to happen. I want to see meltdowns, break ups, fist fights, pranks, whatever will not make me turn and watch the Real Housewives of whatever city they're on now. I wanna see eliminations NOT be so personal, you know? Have all their asses on the couch and face each other and say, 'I want this bitch to be eliminated because her hairy legs keep me up at night' or something! And who is the 'voice' of CBB? I want them to be revealed too. Throw in some fear factor type shit, make them eat liver and onions. I don't know. The number one complaint I have is the fact they can get on social media during all this. I mean hell, if I could tweet on there then I'd join as well. The fact is, the house isn't that complicated so therefore it's not that interesting. They are separated from the rest of the world, get them off their phones and make them ENTERTAIN US.
So good luck with the 4th season, I will be watching ;)Honor rates this blog 5/5 because if you want some better ratings, you need to take heed and do what I say :) |
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